I feel like Sydney Sweeney and Jojo Siwa are each others dark mirror.

echosblanketfort:

I am gently taking your hands and begging you, BEGGING YOU, to understand that humans are not inherently harmful to the planet. We are animals who are part of the ecosystem. We belong here. This is our home. We belong here. You belong here. Yes, you belong here.

Maslow’s hierarchy of needs but the whole pyramid is just “getting your pussy ate by a girl who dresses like Adam Sandler”

Polytrix is a long term committed lesbian couple and the third they adopted from the animal shelter. Rumi is mentally torturing herself over repressed emotions while Mira and Zoey are both over there like “she’s so hot and mentally ill we can’t not fuck her”

kchzndrvh:

with hindsight, the kpdh experience is so incredibly funny to me. not me watching it the first time and going wow! story is kinda just okay, art is gorgeous, wish the last part wasnt so crammed and the girls had more juice ykno its insane to me im not inclined towards any ships besides the dead yuri, but it was incredibly fun and thats what matters. time to get back to my life now ^^

then three weeks and ten thousand fanworks later and polytrix hits like opium.

Okay but what if the Moonbyul Solar Um Oh Ah Yeh Dispatch incident but with Zoey and Mira.

professorspork:

listen

i don’t wanna rock the boat too hard here, there are so many things this movie does SO well that Disney is terrified to touch

but i think we’re lying to ourselves if we can’t admit at least part of the appeal of KPDH is ‘what if Elsa had TWO girlfriends and also a sword’

Me yesterday: you know, I really kinda like not having to keep up with Critical Role. C3 kinda lost me. I don’t know that there’s much they could do to get me to commit to watching the next main campaign. Maybe I’ll just have free Thursdays from now on!

Me today: god fucking damnit.

wiistefdoesart:

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them 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Turns out I didn’t need therapy I needed to watch Hawkgirl kill Netanyahu in Dolby Digital surround sound.